Feng Shui Cures for Lovelife

Loveless since birth? Or only since yesterday? Good news:  It is curable. Yes, with Feng Shui.

Here are popular cures; however, take note that each has to be physically and visibly placed live by a real Feng Shui expert lest like fake news these cures will be impotent!

•Pair of Mandarin Ducks – as love and fidelity enhancer at home and at work;

•Peony flowers or painting – to attract marriage!

•Pink Rose Quartz Crystal – to attract a lover;

•Money Frog – to attract the return of a lover;

•Money Cat – to attract well-to-do lover!

•Flowering plants – to make love life bloom with the seasons;

•Special Feng Shui Makeover or Face Feng Shui customized to one’s personal element.

Feng Shui of home and office in order to remove toxic chi affecting lovelife; say, “tumbok” or bad toilet location.

One matron of age was so happy once showing me her new toilet seat. “Aldric,” she said, “you told me to move it from here to there!”

“And what happened, maam?” I asked.

 Tongue in cheek she delightfully replied, “It worked!” At her ‘modest’ age, she had a boyfriend!

Age doesn’t matter with these cures, and the right Feng Shui consultant can help a lot, forever!