They broke up on Valentine’s Day

BUT NOT WHAT YOU THINK. After telling friends she was penning a breakup letter on the dawn of Valentine’s Day, a woman’s friends rushed to console her, but as it turns out she was referring to a breakup with a potential business partner, and not her long-time boyfriend. It was her wording that got them confused.

“Rest assured that if I do break up with someone, not something, no way will I be posting it on FB. My M.O. has always been to disappear and sulk in an island somewhere,” she assured friends.s