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NO CHANCE. After hearing that his hometown was visited by candidates of the Miss Universe Philippines, a man said he should have been there when they arrived.

“Kato ila giadtuan, diha ko magduwa sa una, saying wa mi nag-abot,” said the man, a native of Madridejos.

“Bisan naa pa ka didto wa gihapon kay chance oy,” one of his friends joked.