Pork ban leads to no pizza.

THE MEAT OF THE ISSUE. A man who called up his favorite pizza parlor to order his usual was disappointed to find out it is no longer available. The reason? Pork is a huge part of the pizza and currently they are experiencing a shortage in pork because of the ban Cebu Province is imposing.

He had to settle for a different pizza flavor.

“Damn you, pork ban,” he was heard telling his friend.