Heavy corpse

On a jeepney, two co-workers of a funeral shop were overheard discussing about their day at work. Apparently, part of their job was to carry the corpse into and off the funeral car during the burial.

“Sus, pwera gaba, kabug-at ba atong minataya, uy (My God, how heavy that corpse was),” said one. “Mao gyud! Hapit nabali akong bukog ganina (Right! I almost broke my bone,” the other one responded. “Hapit nahurot akong kusog. Kung nabuhian pa to, deskuhido gyud (I nearly exhausted my energy. If we dropped it, it would  have been a disaster).”