Get together or else

IT'S YOUR FUNERAL. After some relatives met again for the funeral of a cousin, one of them noticed that they only got together when someone died. He suggested they also catch up during happier occasions.

"Magkita lang kung naa'y mamatay, magkita sad ta kung lingaw," he said.

"Sige lang," his relative joked, "mora'g sunod-sunod man sad ni atong pagkita kay nagkahinay man og kamatay atong mga idaran."

"Ayaw ingon ana, wa ka kabalo sunod ako nang lubong inyong adtuon," came the reply.