Too drunk to go home

Going in circles. After having had one drink too many, a man was seen getting into a PUJ, only to get off later in almost the same spot after the vehicle completed a loop as part of its regular route.

"O mao man gihapon ni lugara?" vendors heard him say. He then waited for another PUJ, got on it, then got off it again, making the same complaint.

One vendor finally helped him find the right PUJ, but not before the drunk posed him a question. "Unsaon man nako pagkahibaw kung naabot nako?" the drunk asked.

"Kanang ikaw na lang usa ang pasahero, 'noy," the vendor replied.