Narco-politics

NARCO-POLL. Allegations that a city mayor is a drug protector prompted supporters of a tough presidential candidate in a city to support a similarly tough candidate for mayor who had been accused of backing vigilantes several years ago. They first came out as a group carrying tarps during the second presidential debate outside the UP Cebu premises.

BALLERS. Last week, the group has begun distributing baller bands in light blue and white. Curious as to who are the members of this group? According to the grapevine, the bulk of their members work at the waterfront.

DIABETIC? Some city residents are asking whether symptoms of diabetes include drastic weight loss, body movements described as "hyper," and facial tics. They are asking this after seeing a city candidate in person during a pulong-pulong. According to naughty wags, such are not symptoms of diabetes. Such are tell-tale signs that a person could be a drug user.