Husband fights the Abu Sayyaf while the wife enjoys in discorals

SUFFERING STATE: Some of our college students need some more push in their studies concerning governmental affairs. Look: A 4th year college student when asked what “suffrage” means, replied: “Ang state nga nag-suffer.” And a 1st year college students when asked: “What is a government of the people, by the people, and for the people,” answered: “Kanang nag-crisis nga government.’’

WHAT A WIFE!. An Ear reader said he has a neighbor whose husband is with the Marines fighting the Abu Sayyaf in Basilan. “This wife spends her evenings in discorals with her barkadas,” the reader said. When reminded that her husband is facing death in the service of the country everyday in Basilan, the wife simply shrugged her shoulders and said: “Sagdi lang na siya, iya man nang gusto.” The reader could only mutter: “Oh, my God, what a wife!”