What if Kris & Baste meet?

MANILA, Philippines – Will sparks fly?

That’s the big question of Funfare readers who have been insisting that I put out side by side the photos of Kris Aquino (sexy in swimsuit) and new Crush ng Bayan Sebastian ‘Baste’ Duterte (oozing with sex appeal in a surfing outfit), youngest son of presumptive Pres. Rodrigo ‘Digong’ Duterte. Request granted.

What will happen if the two do meet, perhaps by chance?

That meeting might not be possible, not in the near future anyway, because Kris (and her sons Joshua and Bimby) are on a two-month vacation in Hawaii while Baste, the reluctant new media sensation, said he’d rather stay in laidback Davao than in the traffic-clogged Metro Manila.

While Kris is fancy-free, Baste is vocal about having a girlfriend (unnamed) in interviews and honest enough to admit that he has two children.